GEMINI

Photographer Darrin Harris Frisby doesn’t think people should smile in photographs. He regards it as “superficial and misleading.” In the greatest portraits ever painted, he says, the subject’s gaze is almost always neutral, “neither inviting nor forbidding.” Did Rembrandt ever show people grinning from ear to ear? No. Did Vermeer, Goya, Titian, Sargent, or Velasquez? Nope. Make that your guiding thought in the coming week, Gemini. Be a connoisseur of the poker face. APRIL FOOL! I lied. The truth is, in the coming week you will have more than ample reasons to be of good cheer. You should therefore express delight extravagantly.
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When you come home after a day of triumphs, take out the garbage. Dream you’re a red-tailed hawk soaring over a shopping mall. Forgive yourself for the blindness that put you in the path of those who betrayed you.
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I fucked up
curiouser & curiouser
two shoulder archings produce a yellow wave of dragon energy
tiene fiebre en california
a temperate fever with barely a chance of rain
just this week a few clouds blanketed the blue
and now the town is sleepy.
blew out going 65 80 west towards the boiling pacific,
abort! Abort!! man down exit 57 in cowtown.
Within minutes twin chp escort us to leisure lane.